Last night Kathy happened to turn on the TV right when ABC was doing a teaser for the upcoming news broadcast. It's a 10-second segment, and I would assume they tape these things at least a few minutes in advance, and yet this apparently got through:

"I'm Rob Jennings. Coming up tonight on Action News, new developments in the Anna Nicole paternity fight, it's called the worst case of animal abuse in recent memory."

Judging by the images on screen, it would appear that these were intended to be two separate stories, but I didn't watch the newscast, so I can't say that with absolute certainty.

I'm guessing that the teleprompter left out something important in the middle, such as "[Pause. Change gears. Perhaps insert a conjunction.]"